when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
by sirspanks-n-wanks September 24, 2009
Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants
Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!
Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
by Beanerino April 27, 2004
A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 10, 2007
Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.
"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
by Jam29 October 11, 2007
The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.
by Ket125 August 04, 2009
by Pmilli902 May 30, 2009
Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
by Cimex September 07, 2009