Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Crotch WaterFall

The Act of rubbing sexual organs together while under the shower head

Baby lets go do the "crotch waterfall" thing

by sap302 March 22, 2011

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck November 22, 2011

crotch pocket

The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.

You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.

Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.

You: Oh... eww.

by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011

crotch loogie

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.

Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.

by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011

Crotchiquette

The courtesy you do others by not wearing ill-fitting trousers.

"Those vinyl pants are WAY too tight on you: where's your crotchiquette?"

by FIDDLESTIXES November 16, 2011