Paul Cripplemore

A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair

If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma

I did a piss in Paul cripplemore’s bottle of Pepsi max

by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

International Crip Walk For Coochie Day

The day, October 7th, where you crip walk for the prized coochie.

I'm finna crip walk for that girls coochie, since its October 7th, International Crip Walk For Coochie Day.

by Crip Walk For Coochie Master October 7, 2019

Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.

Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.

by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019

hypo crip

A hypo crip is a person who acts like their all gangsta and smart but really isn’t whatsoever. Even the dumbest of dumb people can outsmart them with ease.

That girl Serena is the definition of a hypo crip.

by xuhn December 18, 2019

Nathan Crippled

he is an orange human being that looks like a dr seuss character and is crippled

You can suck my dick, and then i'll call you nathan crippled

by imgay_101 January 13, 2020