counter strike

A game that Spiro and his counter strike buddies are obsessed with, and worship.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

deli counter

a ticket despenser at safeways, asda, tesco's, wallmart, scummerfield etc that paces you in a queue.

kat is handing out deli counter tickets to her shag pieces now!!

by sheffer's bloke January 5, 2005

God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

by ryan September 6, 2004

counter-own

to counter an attempted ownage towards a person(s) thus owning them in return

<packetNinja> like the loose girls NinjaBSD will be sleeping with
<elkbuntu> s/will be/already is/
<Beth> NinjaSTD it should be then
<elkbuntu> ROFL
<packetNinja> lol that was a pretty nice call
* NinjaBSD is now known as NinjaSTDFree
<elkbuntu> rofl! counter-own!

by elkbuntu July 28, 2008

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

by ButtNasty-50-2-2 July 4, 2008

Counter Jockey

In the men's locker room where some douche bag has his towel draped over his shoulder and is completely naked allowing his nuts to rest on the sink while he shaves.

I thought I was in the Breeders Cup when I look to my left and saw some Dude playing Counter Jockey while brushing his teeth.

by DoucheBagz March 12, 2009