Comma

It's a man period. It's like a period with a dick.

Shit Greg must be having his comma

by DrT3nnant April 10, 2017

Comma

A valuable piece of punctuation that could potentially save you from looking like a retard.

Often disregarded and ignored in the rants of angry YouTube commenters, the comma sits on the bottom right side of the keyboard.

"He's the best bitch"
Would be calling someone a 'best bitch'
"He's the best, bitch"
Would be calling someone the best, then insulting someone who disagrees.

The comma is a lonely button on the keyboard.

by Andromeda, Lustro June 23, 2017

comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle

have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?

by meowz April 23, 2018

Commartist

People who as unfamiliar teammates in online games but are actually using a third party communication tool (Discord). They are con-artists, comm-artists.

I'm a commartist, I suck six dicks in a row.

by andmcq June 22, 2018

Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018

Comma

A type of punctuation that is used when one wants to separate a thought a sentence.

I went to the moviesinsert comma then I went home.

by Bare Cheeker February 18, 2018

Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.

Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.

by Red Sam Black May 8, 2018