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cole metzger 

a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.
my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
cole metzger by beomics March 16, 2024
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Cole Doern 

A creature apart of the male species that gets "no bitches" and watches brainrot aka ssundee
This cole doern doesnt know what he is talking about
Cole Doern by Zenjos April 10, 2024

Cole apology 

When someone disrespects you then quickly issues an apology out of fear before you can retaliate.
Bruh really disrespected me and then gave a Cole apology, as if that would make things go away... little did he know, I don't let shit slide...
Cole apology by Pmdefine21 April 12, 2024

Cole apology 

When someone disrespects you then, then out of fear quickly apologises before you could retaliate.
Bruh really disrespected me in front of my friends and made a cole apology like that would settle everything... Little did he know I don't let shit slide.
Cole apology by Pmdefine21 April 12, 2024

Cole Seddon 

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"Cole Seddon has a gyat!"

Cole Seddon 

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"Cole Seddon has a gyat!"