when you insert cocaine into a dickhole and then jack it off until completion and then swallow the cum and coke mix to get high
by global.pitch February 22, 2022
by Guys Being Dudes January 20, 2018
The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.
Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
by TrikoSheriff May 11, 2021
the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am
it gives you heartburn though
but that doesn’t matter because it’s
the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am
it gives you heartburn though
but that doesn’t matter because it’s
the best soda ever
“bro you gto 3 canss of cherry coke on u stndad”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”
by hotmum January 4, 2023
by Its_mitch_m8 May 29, 2017