Chode

A dick that is thicker and shorter than a beautiful, normal penis.

Omg Ew, he wuz old and fat and pimply with a red, little chode!

by JCmegabyte December 24, 2008

Chode shark

A chode that is atleast 5 pounds and is less than 3 inches

Jt is being such a chode shark.

Wow, Jt has a chode shark.

by Crap5036 June 25, 2009

Chode

Having a tuna can for a penis

a tuna can

by spoony love from up above May 21, 2003

chode

not long an skinny but short and stuby

my friend has a chode and he wanted me to suck it but i said no

by crunky May 13, 2005

Chode

chode is a tunacan penis, one shorter than it is wide...every1s confused with the workd GRUNDLE

by J-Dawgs June 12, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

by Un dai December 9, 2008

Chode

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

by chocolate hotdog MKAY August 6, 2011