having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
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To gratify oneself sexually.
by cracker in a can September 7, 2005
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That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.
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2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.
2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
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A highly Respected Member on RottenEggs.com, The Original Founder Of "The RottenEggs Mafia" that group later changed to "The RottenEggs Mafia - Reloaded" and now lives in memorys of many members.
A highly Respected Member on RottenEggs.com, The Original Founder Of "The RottenEggs Mafia" that group later changed to "The RottenEggs Mafia - Reloaded" and now lives in memorys of many members.
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