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the captain morgan

having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it
by browneye July 28, 2003
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captain teabag

A guy who goes around giving anyone in his way a flying teabag, like from the movie Master of the Flying Guillotine.
Man, Did you see Woodrow give that guy a flying teabag?
by Tom Swift April 7, 2005
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spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.
Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.
by cracker in a can September 7, 2005
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Captain Birdseye

by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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Captain America : Civil War

The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.
by FaZe Brad #360noscope May 16, 2016
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Captain Crunch

1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.

2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.

2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015
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CaptainHowdy

Cpt.Howdy, Howdy ,The Captain, Capt.Howdy

A highly Respected Member on RottenEggs.com, The Original Founder Of "The RottenEggs Mafia" that group later changed to "The RottenEggs Mafia - Reloaded" and now lives in memorys of many members.
CaptainHowdy just PWNED that noob
Howdy^^^LMAO
by Uber Leet Uknown Fairy Boots November 6, 2005
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