When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015
Get the crotch monstermug. His crotch luggage was hanging out of his shorts.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
by nochiefz November 5, 2010
Get the crotch luggagemug. A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007
Get the Bag of Crotchesmug. Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants
Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!
Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
by Beanerino April 26, 2004
Get the fudgy crotchmug. Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.
"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
by Jam29 October 27, 2007
Get the crotch grimemug. when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009
Get the crotch-squatchmug. by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Get the crotch-hawkmug.