Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

Law Dawg

plain and simple, a righteous motherfucker

That Law Dawg is a connoisseur of big booty hoes

by Law Dawg February 22, 2021

The Law of Stars

All technologies featured in both Star Wars & Star Trek will eventually come to be.

3D is not perfect and still a bit of a gimmick but life is 3D and the law of stars says that ultimately " virtual reality" (games, movies, work stations...) will be 3D and include all the full other senses. Star Wars had R2D2's Princess Leia projection or the Holodeck from Star Trek.

by Serac January 25, 2011

Kuro's Law

Any sexual discussion will ultimately end up with somebody mentioning incest at least once.

Dude 1: My sister is fucking hot.
Dude 2: I'd totally fuck her.
Dude 1: So would I.
Dude 3: Kuro's Law.

by lolkuro June 1, 2014

mudkip's law

When a user knows about a birthday surprise in advance but has to pretend otherwise to preserve the sanctity of the surprise.

Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.

Person 1: dude no don't get that I already bought you one for your birth-– f**k

Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.

by sapphicat February 20, 2021