hair boner

Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.

"Matt, fix your hair. You have a hair boner."

by Super Special Awesome Person March 05, 2008

bonerism

brittney baxter

she is a boner

by boner June 14, 2004

boner salad

a festive of international cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

by A&V June 14, 2008

semi-boner

When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.

To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.

by BLICK12 April 24, 2006

Nipple Boner

When your nipples become hard and stick out.

Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."

Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."

by jimbo4444 July 25, 2012

Boner Poison

A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.

Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...

by CEGB December 18, 2009

boner baily

Regular looking guy with an extrodinarily large penis.

Girl A: Josh is a total Boner Baily!
GirldB: Really? I wouldn't expect that.

by muteaid November 29, 2003