Blow your own horn

The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.

Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.

Blow your own horn by Hashtaghottie October 10, 2014

blow back 

When you fart into a cushioned chair or seat, get up for something and then sit down again, only to have your weight cause the cushion to blow the offensive odor back into your face.

Geez, I gotta get a leather chair. I'm tired of irksome fart blow backs everytime I sit down after lunch.

blow back by Beatnik57 November 10, 2007

blow finger 

The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.

Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite

I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!

blow finger by Unworthy1 May 3, 2005

blow job 

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

blow job by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

Blow Job 

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

Blow Job by Brian-anonymous October 27, 2008

blow a gasket 

Sudden diarrhea or another way to describe a shart/anal leakage.

Sorry folks, the bathroom is off limits. I just blew a gasket in there.
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?

blow a gasket by YorickDCJ July 30, 2019

blow by

The jizz that runs out of your chicks mouth and down her chin after a huff because it to much to swallow.

you'll have to clean that blow by up before I'll kiss you

blow by by blo-by February 12, 2003