married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.

Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.

by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007

cock block

Chris Hansen from Dateline.

If your a pedophile he is the definition of a cock block.

by jayleeb October 6, 2008

Fart Block

When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.

Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."

by Helen Keller homie November 2, 2009

blockbuster switch off

Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.

I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.

by RageFire January 8, 2008

Jock Block

When someone who is a jock or anywhere near sporty gets in your way.

guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.

guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!

by xoTomTomxo January 30, 2009

Cop Block

Following someone home while they are intoxicated in order to save them from being pulled over. Usually occurs when any one of your friends drinks themselves to a drunken stupor and insists on driving after having "only a few beers".

Victor: Man I was so faded last nite, Danny if you hadn't cop blocked me last nite I would have pulled over and busted for sure.

Danny: Yeah man I cop blocked you pretty hard, you owe me one.

by Graveyard Vic March 17, 2010

block burna

the one boy in ya hood who u no run that shit and could end u in a heart beat.

yea that boy be the blockburna

by $PAZZ April 1, 2003