Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Blind running

when you're running on a trail you've never been on and have no idea where it goes/ends

person 1: I just went blind running on the trail near hudson bend!
person 2: how long was it?
person 1: 4 miles, but it was a very scenic run!
person 2: cool cats.

by polarice24 December 28, 2011

blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

by fox fox April 23, 2024

fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.

Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”

by Bojizzle2 February 14, 2024

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017