Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.

My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night

by Rob_uk April 28, 2006

Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.

Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.

by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009

Beard Rub

Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.

Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.

Beard Rub happens when 2 or more suitably bearded men meet up and rub face.

by Meowtehh April 16, 2013

snatch beard

Where a woman shaves her pubes but hair still runs down the pussy lips.

Mary's pussy was well maintained, but her snatch beard was fucking disgusting.

by Littlewillystrap March 1, 2009

denzie bear

a name meaning adorable, cheek squeezable, chocomocobear, and zelly man.

Just had an hour and a half conversation with the one and only Denzie Bear!

by tcm96 September 2, 2010

african bear

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

by zarussian September 11, 2010

Ice bear

a white bear that lives in the ice caps or in captivity. commonly referred to as "polar bear"

The seal was caught and eaten by its most feared natural predator, the ice bear.

by MukBackwards November 13, 2011