Baseball bat nigger dildo penis

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears

"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"

by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008

Bat-shit Donald Trump crazy

Crazy as fuck, outlandish and

perpetually unnecessarily rude and is always right rather then wrong when 99% of the time they’re wrong as fuck, annoying as fuck and won’t shut up

Hey you talked to Ryan lately?

You mean Mr. Bat-shit Donald Trump crazy?
Yep nailed it.

by mr.pseudonym November 18, 2020

Skeet Skat Two Cats And A Bat!

A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.

DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!

by Char9 June 18, 2007

te-n pula mea ca te si bat

Something invented by Ionut, who is a crow and doesn't know how to speak Romanian, so he stuck his dick in a 2-year-old child

Mi-ai futut copilul de 2 ani , te-n pula mea ca te si bat

by gvrunziu November 19, 2022

bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner

Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox

by supercomicman November 16, 2014

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011