Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 February 24, 2012

Batman Time

Going to sleep after 6 am and waking up at 3pm or later

I missed class because I am on Batman time

by Slam7550 May 29, 2013

BATMAN

Lucas is BATMAN he saves Gotham city at night and during the day is a seventh grader. Bob Kane documented his life and to hide his actual identity changed his name to Bruce Wayne.

Lucas: IM BATMAN
Friends: NOOOO
Lucas: (Saves Gotham) told you I was BATMAN.

by Batperson June 21, 2013

Batmanagement

The Skillful Manipulation of Batman's Bat Projectiles in Injustice: Gods Among Us

He lost the match cause he didn't have proper batmanagement

by Marshtian August 26, 2013

Batman

To be "Batmaned" is to be Physically beaten so bad that you are near death or incapacitated, just as the superhero Batman demonstrates when fighting villains.

"Did you see that fight? That kid got Batmaned!"

"I swear I'm gonna Batman him if he keeps talking shit!"

by Dark Rob December 27, 2013

Batman

When you swing ur arms open like a bat and slap your girl in the face with your boner

Yo I did the batman and left a mark on her face

by Connor denoncourt March 10, 2014

Batman

Batman is an American television series, based on the DC comic book character of the same name.The series starred Adam West as Batman/Bruce Wayne and Burt Ward as Robin/Dick Grayson.In their disguises as Batman and Robin respectively,the two crime fighters (also known as The Dynamic Duo) defend the citizens of Gotham City from the various criminals and supervillains of the city.The series aired on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC) network for three seasons from January 12, 1966 to March 14, 1968, and 120 episodes were produced in total.

Recurring villains:
Whilst Batman and Robin faced numerous criminals and supervillains in their war on crime, they would often come across certain master criminals more often than others.The following are examples:
1. Joker -- played by Cesar Romero
2. Riddler -- played by Frank Gorshin
3. Penguin -- played by Burgess Meredith
4. Catwoman -- played by Julie Newmar
5. Mad Hatter -- played by David Wayne
6. Egghead -- played by Vincent Price
7. King Tut -- played by Victor Buono
8. Zelda the Great -- played by Anne Baxter
9. Marsha, Queen of Diamonds -- played by Carolyn Jones
10. Louie the Lilac -- played by Milton Berle
11. Shame -- played by Cliff Robertson

***Note:Many of the villains that featured in this Batman TV series were INVENTED specifically for this series and are NOT part of the established Batman universe (or at least they were not at the time they debuted in this series).***

Kato: (during the big fight between Batman, Robin, Green Hornet, Kato, and Colonel Gum's Henchmen, Robin punches Kato sending him to Green Hornet) "It's a good thing those guys are on our side, even though they don't know it."
Robin: (after being hit by Kato, Robin stumbles into Batman) "It's a good thing those guys aren't in town every week."

by The Centurion October 3, 2014