Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.
Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.
Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
by Johnny Mo November 08, 2006
CRB is usually associated to those who WIN on a consistant basis, with no basis of provability. Someone who is either lucky, on a roll, or maybe just flat good, and are scourned by the outsider and his peers, more than likely, out of pure jealousy.
by mark warmouth July 04, 2008
those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!
shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'
by Skinuss May 17, 2008
A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.
by TartarSauce January 05, 2015
cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.
Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!
by Nicole September 19, 2003
born of bo' selecta, this term is used when scary spice wants some of patsy but patsy declines. funny as. can be used when a girl teases another boy/girl.
your a minge teasin bastard
by Stu2theG January 30, 2005
the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'
1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"
2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"
2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
by garbage day October 03, 2006