A.D.I.D.A.S. 

A brand of shoe invented by German Adolph "Adi" Dassler. He invented the modern sneaker with his brother, Rudolph. The two had a falling out, and Rudolph went on to found the Puma brand.

Scheisse! My idiotic brother's ADIDAS brand is outselling mine!

A.D.I.D.A.S. by AngryChegro July 10, 2003

B.A.S.B. 

Call themselves the bad ass soddy boys. It's a bunch of stupid fucking rednecks/wiggers who jump unsuspecting people and steal their money to buy coke. They think they are a gang. None of them can fight by theirself, so expect atleast 7 of these little bitches to show up. They all look inbred.

"Hey, do you see those stupid rednecks over there trying to be hardasses?"
"Yeah, I think they are one of those B.A.S.B. faggots"

B.A.S.B. by yourfatassmom. June 28, 2009

M.A.S. 

Mammary Alienation Syndrome. Horrible malady afflicting children that have been breastfed by a wet nurse.

Though it seemed like Terets, her child was actually suffering from M.A.S.

M.A.S. by bjacobs27 May 11, 2010

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff by Yargengee October 18, 2006

safe as fuck 

use also as a greeting

guy 1, safe?

guy 2, safe as fuck bruv init :)

safe as fuck by EQ January 21, 2008

sexually identify as an attack helicopter 

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

sexually identify as an attack helicopter by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

H.U.Y.A.S. 

Head Up Your Ass Syndrome....an affliction that most Americans seem to have lately.....

She was talking on her cell while driving, so she almost ran over a pedestrian, and then took up 2 parking spots.....she definitely has H.U.Y.A.S.

H.U.Y.A.S. by Meadow Soprano December 5, 2005