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amasian

"Tricia is amasian!"
by the jüÍçÍñåŁøŘ July 24, 2009
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alaskan shitball

whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
i alaskan shitballed her mouth. and she loved it
by cockblocker123 April 14, 2011
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Alaskan Alarm-Clock

Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.
by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010
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Alaskan Pancakes

when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction.
ALASKAN PANCAKES FUDGE FAGETS MY NOW MY NUTS ARE COLD AND THEY HURT


a nice serving of alaskan pancakes
by chuey bar March 5, 2009
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Alaskan Blowjob

To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.
After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob
by ddmrnt April 4, 2009
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Alaskan Nose Sandwich

When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.
"Honey, I sure could go for an Alaskan Nose Sandwich right about now!"
by Stevonne Tan July 16, 2008
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Why Should I Wear a Mask?

The question anti-maskers worldwide have been asking themselves, because in their minds, Covid or not, they won’t die, as their Creator is the One who determines their number of days on earth, although corporate prayers from righteous men and women could prolong their stay a little bit longer.
“Why should I wear a mask?” and “Why should I be jabbed?” might outwardly appear to be selfish questions, but spiritually or philosophically speaking, they are nontrivial questions that politicians and religious leaders often try to shun away from.
by MathPlus June 26, 2021
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