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pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.
Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang
by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007
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Disco Pickle

A pet name for a significant other, based on the disconess of their penis
Damn disco pickle, you're too hot
by Bikkie November 26, 2022
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pickle parade

1. Pickle Parade is an abnormally large gathering of gay males.

2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.

3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.
1. Dude, lets go up to starbucks and get some coffee. No way, its an effin pickle parade up there on saturday mornings.

2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.
by velvetmidget November 4, 2013
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pickle gal

The woman that holds the juiciest pickles(situations ) of everyone. You can always count on the pickle gal to give you the information.
Emily , you are such a pickle gal . You seriously have the juiciest gossip!
by JVAS February 11, 2019
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Smooth as a pickle

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎
Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍
by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020
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steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.
I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.
by eckskape May 14, 2014
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Pickle dancers

A dancer that's so drunk they drink pickle juice and does doggie style to a cat.
Hey Mike the new girls are the best pickle dancers out there.
by Lucien the great and powerful2 October 28, 2018
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