a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude
by MJ McCully June 10, 2020
Get the Long Island Lothariomug. When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023
Get the Long John Pipingmug. A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.
by DonkeyDick1 July 21, 2012
Get the Long Haired Grobmug. by irishbro0onYouTube February 11, 2019
Get the Mr. Long Wongmug. man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...
ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009
Get the Long Distance Hottiemug. Bringing a prositiute to your beach house
by hoss geller September 10, 2011
Get the long Island Bonesawmug. Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
Get the Long shlong silversmug.