Blood Blumpkin

The act of receiving a Blumpkin whilst shitting blood.

Dude, Nathan gave me the nastiest Blood Blumpkin last night!

by TheRealNateDog October 17, 2025

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Alpha Zombie Blumpkin

A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later

Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.

by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025

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chudly blumpkin

something that describes an ugly chud self-foid with a shit fetish.

"Alright FOIDS here's the way of the road:

1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"

by pickleFOID3030 October 31, 2025

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Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo

Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025

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Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!

My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!

by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025

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Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.

Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!

by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025

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