Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020

Keef Bar

A bong pack of just keef

“Yo devin you wanna come hit this keef bar?”
“Nah man, last time you packed it I couldn’t feel my hands.”

by JerseyPoundCake January 10, 2021

Twonka bar

A mix between a twonk and a wonka bar (tasty btw) playful insult that I made up.

Ellis: do u like my 200 pound pink jumper?
Euan: no u twonka bar

by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.

Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

sniggas bar

A Snickers Bar but black.

Ayo lemme get a sniggas bar

by Merica lover March 25, 2021

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021