panda

bamboo climbing cows

pandas are able to maul you to death in mere seconds

by literal psycopath April 12, 2021

Panda

Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.

My favorite animal is a panda

by Pandalover69693 🐼🐼 November 10, 2018

panda

an interracial woman, typically with a white father/mother and a black father/mother

"oh yeah her parents are interracial"
"like black and white"
"ya"
"so she's a panda"
"sure"

by fatherstretchmyglands June 30, 2024

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.

The Curse of the Pandas

by speedjacer February 12, 2010

panda

when someone hasn't had sex for over 4 weeks (one month)

'omggg next week u are gona be a panda unless u have sex this weekend'

by ket123 November 27, 2018

Panda

A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)

Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!

by Cwucify March 3, 2025