Pulling a Jacob

To lock your keys in the car

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.

by Wisebeard January 25, 2015

Jacob Martin

Smart guy that likes doctor who

Yo that Jacob martin Guy is Weird!

by ZackAttack117 October 30, 2019

Jacob Bruno

Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.

Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”

by Jadeg1126 June 7, 2018

Timothy Jacob

A low life bitch ass nigga that lies about people inboxing him.

Timothy Jacob is such an attention whore.

by Boss nicca March 7, 2016

jacob j.w.c

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.

jacob j.w.c

by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020

Jacob the fish

A fish who is a fish who has a song yea this makes sense

Jacob the fish is awesome

by Jacob the fish obviously February 10, 2018

jacob baloun

a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes

jacob baloun is so bad at everything

by 12234566 April 18, 2018