dylan singleton

this is what you call that one friend that washes their hands after having a shower

Guy: Is that guy washing his hands?? He just had a shower!!
Guy2: Yeah, we call him dylan singleton

by funnyguy66 August 30, 2022

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dylan fassbender

a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself

i hate dylan fassbender so much

by acros May 14, 2015

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dylan speakman

dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.

the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"

by RYLEE October 30, 2012

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dylan conrique

a beautiful and really talented 16 year old girl who sings and acts and started a youtube channel a little ago.
she used to get so much hate because of annie leblanc fans when they didn't even had a beef or anything.
now everyone loves and she has a big fanbase.
she's so talented and her voice is amazing.

stupid 13 yr old girl: "annie leblanc sings soo good"
me: annie lebrat can't sing unlike dylan conrique, that has an amazing voice.
the rest of the world: PREACH

by i speak the freaking truth June 18, 2020

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