Prime Wood

A man who gets a woody thinking of the Autobot, Optimus Prime.

That robot made me pop wood!

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

wood kitchen

Area in your yard for cutting, splitting and piling firewood.

For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"

by big donut man March 9, 2011

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).

by Ferreson September 29, 2004

wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life

oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher

by lokz April 26, 2010

Balsa Wood

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

by WoodChipper420 October 15, 2017

back wood

The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.

Cathy prefers doing back wood while in full English riding dress.

by Swiping Left October 6, 2019

tyler woods

That nigga Tyler woods is fucking gay nigga holy shit he literally looks like Sid from toy story if you ever encounter a Tyler woods and you’re a guy... run he will stick his small peen inside you, I know he’s weird he sometimes dates Alyhia just so his friends think he’s not gay. But he actually is..

oh no run it’s tyler woods

by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019