When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
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One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
by That Was Awesome. September 5, 2011
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Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.
This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story
This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story
Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.
Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"
Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"
by Emmerson Bigguns April 2, 2006
Get the God-knows-where mug.An alternative version of the slang "we'll cross the bridge when we get there", means pessimistically delaying a reaction to an impending situation.
Driving to the mall...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
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While in gym the boy in front of me turned around and gave me a wernickes, pulling up my underwear and making it hurt down below
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