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Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
by Jonrad Scudders January 13, 2009
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Where am I GOING, CARL?!

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!
by That Was Awesome. September 5, 2011
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God-knows-where

Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.

This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story
Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.

Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"
by Emmerson Bigguns April 2, 2006
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An alternative version of the slang "we'll cross the bridge when we get there", means pessimistically delaying a reaction to an impending situation.
Driving to the mall...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
by ChicaSoy April 16, 2013
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Where it belongs...

Man I heard that she likes it Where it belongs...
by The One TRUE love November 30, 2010
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wernickes

backwards wedgie where one pulls the frontal area of your undergarments to make your lower area hurt like a mo fo
While in gym the boy in front of me turned around and gave me a wernickes, pulling up my underwear and making it hurt down below
by swagmasterHELLZyeh September 9, 2011
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When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog
When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit
by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016
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