AFRICAN WANK

You Use a machete to coress your balls and shout wankanda forever when you squirt your load

Honey I'm going for an African wank pass the machete please

by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021

Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump

After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank

by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021

Wank Wand

Slang term for a penis

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand

by Lenny15Prez II January 8, 2013

Sneaky Wank

A technique used by Corrode to polish one off in a room of men.

Fucking Corrode just had a sneaky wank in the bedroom!

by Guarana June 28, 2014

Wank Cramp

A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.

A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!

by UnMythic September 19, 2021

Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.

Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

Lip wank

A better, more inviting way to describe a blow job.

Girl: babe, get it out and I'll give you a lip wank
Guy: Oh yeesssssss

by Cheekytot June 14, 2016