russian wait 

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.

Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."

russian wait by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Head waiter 

Person that hangs around public restrooms, rest stops waiting to give or receive a blowjob.

Feeling horny, he decides to cruise a local truckstop in anticipation of being served by the Head waiter.

Head waiter by Garm93 May 21, 2021

Kleenix waifu

Ur the best person in the world. I would kill a whole family for you NO JOKE LIKE I ACTUALLY WOULD

1. "hey did you know Kleenix waifu is pretty attractive/swag?" (/Pos)

Kleenix waifu by Someone 🧐 November 9, 2021

slurry waist

Often associated with the search “Men with slurry waist”. The term “Slurry waist” is a typo for the searched term “Slutty Waist”

Texting:
Person 1: Im actually so annoyed, my Tiktok fyp keeps sending me videos of twinks with slurry waists

Person 2: slurry waists??

Person 1: Slutty waists***

Person 2: You’re just mad you make corsets look fat

Person 1: 👁👄👁

slurry waist by Boredatnight December 10, 2022

charlie's waitress syndrome 

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).

Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.

charlie's waitress syndrome by MZ123 June 18, 2016

12 inch on my waist 

to have a knife on you

12 inch on my waist its stainless, go through chestplates(stab)

12 inch on my waist by Level 100 mafia boss January 19, 2019

Dick in waiting 

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.

While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.

Dick in waiting by SexyJammies January 12, 2021