Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.

1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

Grow a womb

Its like grow some balls but make it women version

"grow a womb bitch"

by a3rial September 23, 2020

Purple headed womb brush

The end of penis

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

Mardi Gras Wambo

When one of your sick friends drops a xanax in your drink at Mardi Gras, usually abbreviated to just “wambo”

“Can’t wait to mardi gras wambo Dillon tomorrow, he’s gonna be so fucked up!”

by Chumshow July 22, 2021

Ruffalo a womb

To rape a fertile matured female before the man is done maturing, thus implanting a deformed fetus in her womb. Or to break a gun made by a professional Bragg maker.

Mr. Ruffalo raped a matured girl before his semen was ready because he was 9 and now her womb is Ruffaload with a deformed baby that has to be removed from her with tongs and Disney World will attack because they don't know that she had 2 Different impregnaters in one day. One had good semen and gave her 2 healthy babies. He also Ruffaload her gun so the poor girl couldn't defend herself from transexuals, either. But in the end, Mr. Ruffalo got illegally savaged on an Egyptian pyramid so everybody feels sad for him even though he really knew how to Ruffalo a womb.

by Paradamno September 28, 2021