Wells it

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report

Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."

by VS617 May 14, 2015

well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 22, 2025

well bucket

The proccess of having your penis cranked as you drop first the left nut them the right one at a time inro the mouth of a female.

I gave Brain's mom a well bucket

by OJ April 28, 2003

well quit it!

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.

Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.

Original:

Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!

In a dramatic situation:

Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 5, 2021

Well

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.

Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022