by Iwantabigfatpie June 18, 2015

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.
by splat1234 November 8, 2023

by Enleno June 3, 2019

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
