Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'
by I learned the easy way May 21, 2006
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Let's go to university of delaware because the parties at our school suck!!
Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!
Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!
by UD GROUPIE May 9, 2005
Get the university of delaware mug.Battle universe Is an amazing group/team of grown man and some woman on YouTube that make nerf challenge video
Kid: *watches battle universe for hours*
Mom: time for bed!
Kid: ok *goes under blanket watches mir BU vids*
Mom: time for bed!
Kid: ok *goes under blanket watches mir BU vids*
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by Nardothepig February 24, 2020
Get the Squidward University mug.Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017
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Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"
Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"
"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"
"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"
"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"
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