Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take

That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.

by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011

Dad Teeth

Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.

Nice set of dad teeth, phillip

by bluahafla May 5, 2011

Cheese Teeth

A condition wherein an individual forgets or neglects to clean the cheese out from between their teeth after a meal. CT can also be used as a nickname for a person with the condition.

Jim: Knock it off Cheese Teeth.
Ben:Wow, Great Insult.

Jim: No I'm serious, you have cheese between all of your teeth.
Ben: Whatever, I was just eating some Kraft Singles

by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

Bottom Tweeter

A person on twitter that only favorites tweets and never tweets back when interacting with others.

Sandy never tweets me back, but at least she still favorites them, she's such a bottom tweeter.

by Jazperilla July 10, 2012

Déjá Tweet

The overwhelming sensation of déjá vu that occurs shortly after posting a message or status update in a social media; the feeling that you've tweeted this before.

"I'm getting serious déjá tweet about that Twitter message I just posted..."
"Yeah, dude, you posted the exact same thing two weeks ago."

"Hey, are you feeling déjá tweet about your Tuesday status updates?"
"Yeah, but every Tuesday's the same for me."

by zims October 7, 2012

Baby teeth

Fred’s small ass teeth

Fred has baby teeth what a FUCKONG loser

by Erixxxxx September 30, 2019

gnashing of teeth

The utter shattering of your teeth (self grinding) on your indestructible joined love ones eonically driven.

In Gehenna there is The gnashing of teeth.

by Hellsprung December 8, 2017