turban juice

Maxed infinity pure (25 defence) that plays on runescape. Probably one the most influential pures of all time with his material being all over the web. His funny name has caused many people to put 'turban' in their RSN also.

Q: Yo man! I wanna make a pure on runescape but I don't know who I should be like or what to call myself.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.

by Duncan_Mersey May 15, 2008

turboisland

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"

"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"

by Dr Olaf Popinjay January 11, 2009

Tubbo

The clingiest person you will ever meet

Guy 1: ugh he’s so clingy

Guy 2: i know right, he’s such a Tubbo

by nottommyinnit October 16, 2020

Turban Twister

A name for an Indian Lookin Person( arab iraqi the whole nine yards)

Watch out for the unibrow'd Turban Twister.

by Sean McDermott January 22, 2004

Tugboat

When a dog drags its ass on the ground to scratch itself.

Max the dog had a night full of tugboating after getting into the leftover chili.

by Shittyhorse September 29, 2011

Turboshart

An accidental shit when trying to release flatulence through your asses extraction point located between the buttox. Much more powerful than a normal shart.

Turboshart as in Farting and shitting your pants accidentally.

by Tim Urban November 7, 2006

Turbanize

To wrap a warm/hot towel around a male's genitalia after a blow job.

If you love your husband you should turbanize him to show how much you care.

by Macy's and 'S.S.' January 18, 2010