tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008

Tactical Nuke

When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.

Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.

Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.

by blonde69 November 13, 2011

wayne trace

the best damn school in the whole world! wayne trace rox my world! lol

goooo wt!!

by kimmy k!! March 16, 2004

Tacticly Retarted

Someone who plays FPS's and plays with no strategy or skill and sucks.

OMG that guy Qu1kee is tacticly retarted he's gonna get us all killed.

by Snoogie Doogies May 10, 2010

trac hoe

A person that has highways and freeways up and down there arms caused by the love of being a junkie shooting up meth

Hey here comes that trac hoe I bet hes looking for drugs!

Do you see that trac hoe with the long sleeve shirt on in the middle of summer?

by crystal bangs July 31, 2013

Trace

The best worst person in the world, super weird, and cocky. He will be nice sometimes but he can also be the worst person in the world.

you don't even have to explain trace he's trace

by rodriguez18 January 29, 2020

shonky gift tactician

giver of useless articles described as "gifts".usually old crap that they no longer want themselves.see also (Gimblett)

by candyass white boy June 21, 2003