Infamous Shit Towel

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.

As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.

by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006

Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.

Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2014

Tokerface

The attitude you have when you try to act straight in front of your parents when you are high as shit.

I played it cool and put on my tokerface so my parents wouldn't think i was high.

by Benf1026 February 19, 2011

Fart toker

When you completely rip ass all over your friends weed and have them smoke it.

yo i just gave chris ramsdale the biggest fart toker last night. hurled so hard

by john patrick colgan August 22, 2009

Tik Tokers

Idiots on the internet that make cringe worthy dance videos. they also do challenges that injure themselves. they usually speak like a 5 year old who hasn't gotten the toy he wanted. oh yeah and they think staring at a camera and moving your head in various directions is ¨quality content¨. they usually look like they've had way to many plastic surgery's that they dont even look like a regular human being. I would recommend you avoid them because they will usually try to show you their cringe worthy content.

why do Tik Tokers even exist

by Milky Potato November 17, 2020

lay the towel down

railing your girlfriend, wi-fee, or any chick who is DTF while they are on the rag. (menstruating)

I don't really worry about head week anymore, I just pull the plug and lay the towel down.

"dude that chick is DTF, but She just started her rag."

"its ok, just pull the plug and lay the towel down."

by thereal801 June 6, 2009

midnight toker

1.someone who only smokes in the night. usually around midnight or later.
2.someone who smokes at nite so people wont know they dont.

1. He's a midnight toker
2.i smoke when my parents are asleep

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004