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Prison toilet

The act of shanking someone, shitting in the shank hole, and then fucking said shitty hole
Last night when I was sleeping Ty gave me a prison toilet
by Davety October 28, 2015
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Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube SFM series. The videos are about toilets with sentient heads called "skibidi toilets" (hence the name of the series) which speak by singing 'Brrr, skibidi dob dob dob, yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet'. It has become extremely popular, and the creator somehow has tens of millions of subscribers from it.

It's not actually funny in any way, shape or form though. Its whole humor is "oh, look, haha, toilet people". Its fanbase is full of 5th graders who have the urge to constantly say "Brrr skibidi dob dob dob" at recess to everyone around them. Me personally, I would rather shoot myself with a sawed off double-barrel shotgun than go near a Skibidi Toilet fanboy. (Don't shoot yourself with a sawed-off shotgun, it'll hurt.)
Skibidi Toilet fanboy: Brrr, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibi dobidi neet neet, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet

Me: *Runs away at 62 miles per hour, not looking back or stopping to catch a breath*
by Husinnnnn October 27, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a cringe, racist, sexist, offensive, creepy, motherfucking retarded, not kid-friendly, insane, shitty show that fucks up and brainwashes kids for free.
It consists of creepy fucking heads shoved up their ass- I mean toilets, and it is so bad nobody even cares about it.
It is OFFICIALLY the absolute worst fucking meme of all time. Like people still in the sperm race only watches that shit. And these people who "pretend" to like DaFuqBoom comments sarcastic things like "OMG SKIBIDI TOILET IS SO FUCKIN' GOOD!!!".
There has already been disastrous memes like Smurf Cat, Grimace Shake, and Ohio, but Skibidi Toilet is on an another fucking level.
It's so fucking terrible that it makes me want to disintegrate into ashes, other people want to stab their fucking eyes.
This meme has absolute no sense and lore inside of it, and it is just fucked up.
And his fanbase consists of 2 things. Sperms with a zero millimeter defeater, and retards.
I dead-seriously FUCKING HATE THIS MEME, BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING AS FUCK!
Me, every brother and sister and my homies and basically everyone except for those motherfuckers who is still in the sperm race, thinks it's the worst fucking meme ever.
Ass-Sniper: Hey Boi, what are you watching?

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG I WATCH SEKBIBIDI TOILET ITS THE BEST EVER!!!

Ass-Sniper: *pulls out a fucking Tsar Bomba*

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG WHAT IS THIS??? A SIEIBIBDI TOIELT NUEK!!?!!?

Ass-Sniper: Say goodnight, you racist bitch.

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: SKIBIDI TOILET DOP DPDO POD YES Y4DSS

*Tsar Bomba'd the fucking baby*

Ass-Sniper: Finally, no more Skibidi Fucking Toilet!

and then that motherfucker died. the end!
by SKELETON68419 November 3, 2023
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toilet paper hipster

an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.
Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?

Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.

Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.

Person 2: true, true.
by DryRainInbetween March 23, 2007
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Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.
We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.
by thepokeduck June 2, 2011
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pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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40 oz toilet

A 40oz bottle of beer that's used to urinate in.
He took a piss in that 40 oz toilet and his girlfriend drink out of it thinking it was beer.
by PEA DRINKER April 14, 2010
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