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The Shitty Toddler

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.
Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.
by NigAndNog July 12, 2012
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Hot Toddy

Defined as a person who considers herself particularly outstanding. Most often referring to a woman who believes she is amazing in bed. Someone who is aloof may be referred to as "hot toddy" or "hotty toddy". A play on the words "hoity-toity" or someone who is too good for the crowd they are with. Referenced in the "Ole Miss Rebel Football Fight Song"

Are you ready?
Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

This is important because Old Miss football games are characterized by spectators dressing impeccably for games. Unlike most college sporting events; Ole Miss football games do not have shirtless men with lettering on their chests or even shirts for that matter. The games are attended by suit and ties, and Sunday best. Something one would call Hotty Toddy in it's own right.

Hotty Toddy is also the name of a popular alcoholic beverage served hot.

Hot Toddy is the name of a song released in 2010 by R&B superstar Usher featuring Jay-Z, Ciara, and Ester Dean. It speaks of a girl who thinks she is amazing in bed and Usher challenges her to prove it.
Girl: "I bet I could fuck your brains out"
Guy: " Ok Hot Toddy, prove it"
by EthanW August 30, 2010
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Hot Toddy

The act of engaging in anal sex after eating an Indian curry
Hey honey, just finished my jalfrezi, want a hot toddy?
by HotToddy69-420 March 21, 2016
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Hot Toddy

When a girl vomits on a dick as a result of attempting to deep throat.
"Man, my girlfriend got so drunk last night she gave me a hot toddy."

"We love each other so much we are like penguins and regurg all over each other. Just got a hot toddy, bro."
by PenguinsMate4Lyfe October 18, 2012
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Todger

To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
by midlandriot September 30, 2011
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day before today

yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.
by mrELsenor February 20, 2011
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Todd

A man that happens to be a complete douche.
'Jeremy quit being such a Todd.'

'Have you ever known a man that's nae is Todd and he hasn't been a douche?'

'.....'
'Point proven.'
by Tasha<3 July 11, 2011
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