Torcation

(n) From a kid's point of view, a vacation where you do things that your parents think are educational and fun, but you think and really torture.

Torcation is vacation where you tour museums, walk from historical landmark to historical landmark in sweltering summer heat, eating weird food in far away lands, etc.

by phatmanparker August 19, 2009

Torrenge

A term for the entirety of global media (print, television, internet, etc.) often used to express the triumph of volume over substance.

"Man, can you believe Glenn Beck got away with spreading that death panel bullshit? It's not even remotely true!"

"Hey it doesn't really matter, dude knows how to work the Torrenge,"

by Jape S Prophet October 2, 2009

torricane

1) in nature a hurricane plus a tornado
2) 2 or more loud ass bitches in a college dorm causing a continuous ruckus annoying the shit out of hall mates

3) a college dorm room that looks like a hurricane and a tornado went through it

who the hell is making all the noise! its the god dam torricanes on the third floor!

by DTR4iN November 2, 2010

Toroproctometer

A device used to measure bullshit.

You better put on your boots and get out your toroproctometer because it's getting deep around here.

by LaFitte January 23, 2013

tortonto

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.

Hey can you pass me a tortonto

by Tortontoman November 28, 2013

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

by Androecium February 13, 2014

torpedian

Moving like a torpedo -- fast, about to blow stuff up

the startup's torpedian growth eliminated the competition

by sincinnatti September 30, 2014