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Time-Rape

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
by ajaxax October 27, 2012
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boaby time

When a man, usually drunk gets naked and rubs his testies and boaby on an unsuspected victim
Rambo : Oh skull wit times it?
Skull : Um......Its 5'oc....
Rambo : NAW BOABY TIME *jumps on skull and rubs balls and penis on his head*
Skull : Oh Noez, Boaby timed.
by Raymond Ramsay December 29, 2007
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cutoff time

The period of time after a set time at which it is no longer socially acceptable to call someone. Usually around 9-10 o'clock. Only to be violated in periods of extreme urgency. Originally coined by Larry David on, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Person 1: Oh shit, I forget to tell my friend that he has to meet me at noon tomorrow.

Person 2: Too late now, it's past the cutoff time.
by Specialnator July 23, 2010
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one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!
There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...
by Saturn's Problem Child May 13, 2008
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Time Bomb

Taking a capsule of MDMA (Molly); preferably with .2 - .4, wrapping it in a good wad of pre-chewed gum, then swallowing it. It will then kick in at a random point in time within the next week.
Person 1: Yo, remember when John took that time bomb on Monday?
Person 2: Yeah, what of it?
Person 1: It kicked in on him during work last night!
Person 2: LOL funny shit! Wasn't yesterday Thursday?
Person 1: Yuhhh
by EmpanadaMan June 1, 2013
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Black People Time

Also known as BPT, is a reference to the stereo-type that People of the African American decent have difficulty getting places on time.
"I told Ray Ray to be here for five even though we don't start 'til six cause he runs on black people time"
by Lord Gwar August 27, 2008
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Bogie Time

1.(Bo-Gee Tie-M)a group of friends standing or sitting in a circle or other varied pattern smoking bogies and engaging in intelligent conversation. Often times occurs after the consumption of cannabis or alcoholic beverages.
Declan: Yo i think its that time
Carl: Ohh yeah bogie time!
Cj: Yo someone lemme get a bogie
by mjcan123 January 7, 2009
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