Monkey Troll

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.

Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).

by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 5, 2021

Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent

That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree

by Chernoybl June 17, 2018

Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.

Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...

by Tullie November 18, 2011

Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 1, 2013

Monkey made

A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week

Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”

by ImBetterThanYouInXenoverse2 January 15, 2021

Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.

The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.

by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018