Dirt Fairy

They originated form Houston were the fattest of the fat poeple go.A.K.A Rosie O'Donnell and that morbidly obese girl with the uncontrollable flatulence that sit's in front of me in history. Whenever you dig a hole the dirt fairy's come and take or add more dirt. Evertime the little bastards do it!

Were did all this dirt come form! dirt fairy's dude dirt fairy's. dirty little bastards!

by sterfry with ketchup May 22, 2008

Fairy Garden

A gay mans pubic “bush”

He’s got a big fairy garden

by Hotdog Buns August 20, 2021

vacation fairy

Noun. The pretend fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.

When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by MammaBear April 27, 2019

The fairies

The things that come late at night

Touching everything without care,

Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!

The fairies thought they won big until they realized what they did lololololol.

by King Zero owner of da Universe November 21, 2023

Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.

My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.

by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021

Led Fairy

A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.

Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.

by penisbrakingsally November 15, 2010

hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011