Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

AFRICAN WANK

You Use a machete to coress your balls and shout wankanda forever when you squirt your load

Honey I'm going for an African wank pass the machete please

by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021

Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump

After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank

by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021

Wozzle Wank

When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.

“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”

“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”

by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020

Wank Waves

The waves created whilst fapping in the bath. Often accompany a frequent rhythm of splash noises.

Person #1: “Made some big wank waves in that hotel bathroom last week”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”

by Terribletory123 March 12, 2022

Wank Slap

Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.

I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.

by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009

Rogue Wank

You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc

Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up

by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019