long Island Bonesaw

Bringing a prositiute to your beach house

scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

Long yellow thing

Skool bus

Gf:i'm in the long yellow thing
BF:ok

by Don't ask 191 November 28, 2018

Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 25, 2011

Long-Ball Lari

The disturbingly descended, elongated testicles, resembling that of a goat

1. "Dude, your nasty goat-balls are hanging out your basketball shorts, Long-Ball Lari"
2. "Get your Long-Ball Laris out of my fresh New York style cheesecake!"

by Goat-Ball Lari/Long-Balls Lari December 7, 2014