weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

by weepeas February 14, 2017

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

Fish Flop

Its when you're high and Orgasm so hard flop around like a fish out of water.

Last night after getting baked I had the best Fish Flop.

by Hylogenous February 15, 2018

flopper fish

When in sleep one flops their whole body in the air and flips like a fish and flops back down.

Man my husband and his flopper fish kept jostling the bed last night.

by Boopreese April 12, 2019

Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.

I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought

“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

“Distance fishing makes me so sad”

by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021

fish store

A brothel, namely because the whores' vaginas smell like fish. See also fishmonger

"I hit up the fish store last night"
"perv"

by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008