A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!
A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?
B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley
B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley
by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009

A skank's female genetilia being pink inside and having a deplorable scent of fish like smells with possible infections.
by loving nachos November 21, 2011

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.
Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.
by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

by JaxiTy February 26, 2017

by Queen Of Hawaii August 20, 2013

by A Saturated Meatball October 1, 2016

Old splet backwards; pronounced deelow. Used in cafes, restaurants and fish and chip shops when referring to stale, poor quality or old fish. The word is used in secrecy to the customer, as a code to instruct the serving of poor quality fish.
by Simon Griffin January 20, 2009
